Thu
Apr
2
The Tale of "The Coto Shirt Acquisition"
- Yoni: how the fuck did you get that coto shirt
- Joe: what
- Yoni: whose pole did you smoke for that red demon
- Joe : i will tell you the story soon..oh and btw...i am meeting argentine chicks by the handful when i wear it...they love it and the story
- Yoni: oh man...cant wait to hear it. peace brother
- Joe: lates
- The next day...
- Joe: you ready for the story
- Yoni: yep
- Joe: So I walked into Coto the day before Kate and I left. Went to the "customer service" desk...
- Yoni: ya...
- Joe: and explained that i had a strange request and that i wanted to buy a coto tshirt, she said we dont sell any. i said i know but they must sell them to employees and can i buy one for the same price. she says no. i say i would like to speak with the mgr
- Yoni: hjah
- Joe: i tell him the same, by this time they are both laughing. he asks why. I say bc coto is my favorite supermarket in all of argentina
- Yoni: jajajaj! oh man,
- Joe: he asks, is it for your collection? i say hell yes and that i am not willing to leave ba without my coto shirt. he says let me check on some things
- Yoni: oh shitt
- Joe: 15min later he comes back with a small tshirt in baby blue and white stripes like the flag...i say no, sorry i am a large
- Yoni: ha
- Joe: he goes from lane to lane asking all males that are my size if they have an extra shirt and if so, would they like to sell it. everyone says no, but asks why and he tells them and they laugh...every one of them
- Yoni: dude. that is sick.
- Joe: so no dice, but he says come back tomorrow in the morning and hopefully there will be one here for you. i show up at 830am cause i leave at 9pm and got shit to do. just like good ole fuckin coto...the morning "cust serv" lady knows nothing. so i returned at 530pm thinking he might be the night mgr
- Yoni: jesus
- Joe: i show up and ask him if i have any luck he says let me check
- Yoni: what an ordeal
- Joe: so he makes his rounds again, laughter ensues...then at the last register...a kid has an extra shirt upstairs and thinks this is hilarious. mgr says give him 15 to get it bc he has a break. fuck me it is now 6pm and i gotta roll so like coto 30min later i got my mitts on the only coto tshirt to bless the back of a non-employee. thus...i am the man....and thus my spanish has reached a new level!
- Yoni: it was new you mean_
- Joe: no it was used
- Yoni: dude.
- Joe: it has character built into the threads
- Yoni: you are the man.
- Joe: 20 fuckin pesos...am i baller or what?
- Yoni: character...haha
- Joe: so that is the tale of the coto shirt acquisition. i hope you enjoyed it. don't forget to tip the bartender
- Yoni: i did...thanks for your patience. haha
