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GREATEST ACCOMPLISHMENT EVER!!!!

I would like to say that my greatest 2nd greatest* physical accomplishment of my life came today at the ripe old age of 28.  I ran over 8 miles in 1 hour today!  This is a huge deal for me and I would like to start by the thanking my man JC, for helping me to be all that I can be.  Actually, maybe I should have thanked the Army.  Anyway, big ups to Skinny Joe!  Fat Joe (not the rapper, but me a year ago) wouldn’t have been able to pull it off cause he would have been too tired from running by Imo’s for an XL Pepperoni, Sausage, and Mushroom…and  no one can run after that!

*Of course, the greatest was when I climbed 16Km of the Inca Trail with my parasite.

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